-Paradisekiss053
Rated: T
Rated: T
There constant fights kept the class entertained. Today's main topic was…
Why does Edward like bananas?
"I like bananas so what?" Edward snapped.
"Why do you have to show that all the time?" Jake replied.
"I don't show it" Edward shouted.
"Well then why do you bring a banana for your lunch each day?" Jake said in the same tone. 'What kind of a discussion is this?' I thought
"Cause bananas are good for health" he now said calmly.
He took out his lunch box from his bag and sat down to have it. Jake stood in front of him silently.
He opened the box to reveal a beautiful yellow banana. It looked delicious. On seeing this Jake gave out a roaring laugh and spoke…
"Hey Edward…" Edward looked up to him.
"Your mom thinks so much about your health… This banana will make your life happy and not straight" He gave out a laugh again.
Did he mean…?
Before I could assume anything, I heard a bang on the desk. Ok I guess Edward took that joke a little too seriously.
"You dog. You dared to say that" He roared.
He took up the only weapon he could find in front of him… The Banana
He squeezed it really hard and surprisingly the peel was left in his hand as the banana flew to Jakes direction.
It seemed to be like a comedy movie. I could imagine he banana flying in slow motion towards Jake.
I could feel my mouth feel open when suddenly in a quick motion Jake was out of its way. He was half sitting on the floor in an unusual pose, He sighed heavily when he realized he was not hit.
But where did the banana go? We looked around. At last when we spotted it we all gasped. It was the worst person that was supposed to be hit. She stood in front of us, her eyes closed tightly, her jaw was clenched. We could see the banana smashed on one side of her face dripping onto her beautiful dress.
I suppressed my laugh as I saw the new mathematics teacher, Miss Virginia Wolf.
The horror could be easily read in the others face. I choked out a laugh and couldn't control it anymore… I could feel her stare at me. I looked up to her to see her blazing eyes. Anger filled in them.
"How dare you laugh?" She shouted on my face.
"Sorry ma'am but you look so funny" again I gave out a chuckle. This infuriated her all the more.
"Who did this?" She looked away from me and shouted on top of her lungs. I flinched.
No one replied but from the peel in Edward's hand and Jake was still in that pose which pointed towards the true culprits.
She took the three of us to the principals office . Well isn't a girl allowed to laugh at something funny?
Ridiculous.
"Sir these children threw a banana at me" She complained, a little tint of anger still in her voice.
"Bella too?" The principal looked at me astonished.
"No she was laughing at me" Now she seemed to be ashamed.
I could see the principal trying to suppress hi laughter, but he had to fail and so he did.
He started laughing.
From the corner of my eyes I could see Jake's face light up.
"Ma'am you should be thankful to us you know…" We all looked at him incredulously.
"We saved you a lot of money for your facial" He laughed.
"You know after you wash your face, I guarantee that it will glow" He laughed again.
"Natural facial is the best" This time all of us including the principal broke course except Miss Virginia.
I can now proudly say –
LINK:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6355848/1/A_banana_split
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