Fanfiction: Clue

- mrscullen17
Rated: T

Bella's POV:

"Why are you dragging me into this?" scowled Rosalie from the back of the room, "I do my own creative things to excite Emmett. Trust me, they work without anyone's help or creepy visions."

"Just shut up Rosalie, it'll make Em sad if there isn't a note from his wife, and you will do it, trust me." said Alice from the bed situated in the middle of mine and Edward's room.

Alice saw that the guys were going hunting this weekend to do some "male bonding," although they already spent decades together as a family. I was the newest member of the Cullen coven, just completing my eighth year as Edward's wife and eternal partner. The girls were going to do some blood-sucking ourselves, until Alice conjured up the most ridiculous, yet sexiest, plan I never could have thought of.

"Okay ladies, this is what's gonna happen. When the guys get home they're each going to discover a note from their wife posted on the front door. It's going to give them a clue to the next clue until they find us!" exclaimed Alice, but it wasn't that simple.

It was going to be a manhunt, no, an international woman/vampire expedition.

Jasper's POV:

As we drove home from our feeding-frenzy weekend, there were many emotions stirring inside Emmett's monstrous red Jeep. Longing, horniness, and content filled the vehicle until I thought I was going to burst.

"Okay guys, we don't need to be that excited to see our wives, please calm yourselves so that I don't jump out of this car screaming."

"Sorry Jasper," whispered Carlisle.

"I can't help it man, Rosalie's gonna be so freaking hot!" cried Emmett.

"I'll try to soothe myself, but I can't guarantee anything," shrugged Edward, definitely the most romantic husband of our family.

"Don't be soothing yourself too much Edward, Bella won't be getting anything out of..." suddenly Edward's fist pounded into Emmett's chest as the Jeep swerved off the highway a few centimeters.

"Enough boys," uttered Carlisle, the prominent father figure of our clan.

I there were enough feelings in my own head to keep me thinking of my Alice, not to mention the three other minds radiating their sentiments for their mates.

We drove up the narrow driveway towards our Alaskan cabin, not knowing if the girls were back from their trip or not. We all hopped gracefully from Emmett's car, and walked toward the giant oak door of our residence.

"What the hell is all this?" cried Emmett, grabbing the lip-shaped sticky note from the door with his infinite amount of strength.

"I have no clue," I admitted as I walked to the round piece of paper hanging from the door. The shape reminded me of a crystal ball...

To my dearest Jasper,

 I already know you'll like what I'm wearing, the question is, can you take it off? The next clue can be found where you usually undress me...

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

I didn't wait to see what the other guys had on their note as I sprung up the stairs towards mine and Alice's room. On the bed sat another note and my favorite pair of her underwear, red lace with a black bow.

Babe,

 I couldn't wait for you to take these off so I had to do it myself. Use my scent to find me. Hint: It's where your engine roars...

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

"Where my engine roars?" I whispered to myself, "MY CAR!!"

Once again, I ripped out of my room to the garage where my last birthday gift from Alice sat, my charcoal BMW Z4 M Coupe. I quickly shot open the door, only to find another damn crystal ball paper!

Honey,

Don't think I'd make it that easy. Turn me on and you'll be on your way...

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

"Humph!" I screamed. She was making this too difficult for an impatient, horny vampire. I turned on the car and my GPS system already started trying to talk me to my unintended destination.

"Forty-five point eight miles to the Juneau Airport, please go straight then turn right," the navigation system demanded.

"The Juneau Airport?" I shouted, "I'm definitely not getting any tonight way things are going."

Going nearly 180 mph, I sped through the Alaskan countryside, hoping to soon arrive to an airport I hopefully wouldn't need a ticket for. Maybe she'll just be waiting there... I immediately rejected the thought from my mind. Alice never made anything too easy to figure out, or endure. I finally arrived at my destination, confirmed by the annoying voice of my TomTom. I sprinted to the nearest ticket booth, going as fast as I could without drawing attention. Under the desk I found another infuriating clue which read...

Sweetheart,

I'm getting lonely. I need you. Right. Now. The lady in front of you has a ticket on hold under the name Sweetheart Hale. I'll let her surprise you with the destination. The next clue will be coming soon...

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

"Umm, there's a ticket reserved for me," I said, interrupting the associate behind the counter.

"Name, please?" she grumbled.

"Uh.... uh, Sweetheart Hale?"

"Oh yeah, I remember her coming in, she looked a bit mischievous," the ticket lady snickered.

Ahh, yes. My sweet, mischievous, vampiric wife who was dragging me who knows where because she can...

" Here you go," the woman said, handing me a thick rectangular envelope.

I snatched it quickly and ripped it open.

"FIJI?" I exclaimed. Faces turned toward me with looks of confusion.

My wife was making me travel to Fiji. I had to sit in a smelly airplane full of people with no fresh air all the way to sunny Fiji. I couldn't believe this.

"Sir, something fell out of your envelope," said a women with what looked like cartoon wolves on her shirt. I immediately thought of the Quileute pack back in Forks.

"Oh, thanks," I leaned over to retrieve yet another crystal ball.

Bunny,

Don't worry. It'll be raining and cloudy when you get here. Hurry.

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

I boarded the plane with ease, preparing both myself and my thirst for the long voyage to find my wife. It's good I just fed... I thought to myself. I bet she planned that all along.

Since I couldn't eat, sleep, or even relax on the plane, I thought I'd joke around a bit before the plane landed. I was feeling quite ready to have Alice, so I decided to channel my thoughts, hoping to give the Mile High Club a rise in memberships. I could tell people were becoming uncomfortable, awaking from naps with wild looks in their eyes, nudging their spouses toward the bathroom.

Ha ha. I chuckled to myself. That's what they get for me not yet discovering my wife.

The plane finally landed. Thank God. I weaseled my way through the crowd, searching for I don't know what, but something.

A sign saying "Lover Boy" held by a chauffeur instantly grabbed my attention, my shoulders dropping in a loss of confidence and manliness.

"That'd be me," I admitted to the driver.

"Right this way, Mr. Hale," he responded. At least it wasn't Sweet-cheeks, Cupcake, or any other embarrassing term of endearment thought of by Alice. God, I wish I could just see her, smell her, taste her...

She was right; the clouds covered the sky in normally sunshine-filled Fiji. I didn't have to focus on darting through the shadows to find her- I could run free. I hopped into the limo that was waiting for my arrival, not surprised when I saw yet another note where she should have been sitting.

Teddy,

You finally made it. Now where am I? Only where he drops you off is where you can take off...then take me.

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

I sighed as I fought my erection when I scanned the words "take me." If only I could see her now! I hoped the drive wouldn't last long.

We wound down the narrow streets of Fiji as fast as possible, and when the chauffeur finally stopped, I jumped out, awaiting my gorgeous, lustful wife.

But she wasn't there.

Instead, I viewed a small aircraft on the water, supported by the rafts that made it float. "Take off" literally meant take off in a plane as I jogged to the vessel and climbed in. Inside were directions clearly drawn out on the same papers I received my clues on. They led to what looked like a small island a couple miles away. Underneath, there was a message written in my Alice's font.

Muffin,

 I know you loved the pilot lessons I got for you. Use them and you'll get your final clue.

All yours if you can find me...
Alice

"Final clue?" I questioned to myself. Was it ever going to stop?

I turned the plane on and quickly lifted off the stormy ocean surface in search of my final clue. I circled the islands surrounding the mainland and at last received what I wanted.

I peered out of the side window in awe of what lied underneath. Across the shore "J-A-S-P-E-R" was spelled out with thick palm trees on the sand and "You Found Me" written out in rocks below it. With all the force the plane could handle, I descended and landed near the shore of the miniscule island that held my wife, my Alice. I didn't hold back my vampiric abilities as I swam and ran the distance keeping me away from her. I saw her perfect smile and her all-too-tantalizing body near the "J" and sprinted to her. I grunted as I tackled her to the sand, holding all of her in my wanting arms. I began to kiss her neck, well, kiss her everywhere when I heard her sigh, "You found me, I'm all yours."

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